Submitted Jokes

Here is the page where I will place all of the jokes that people have emailed to me CLICK HERE to submit a joke.

Stone Suprise.
Two boys were playing by a stream when they saw a naked women bathing in the
river. The first boy took off running, the second going after him. Later,
the secind boy court up with him. He said,
"Why'd u run?"
the first boy replied, " My mama always told me that if I saw a naked women
I'd turn to stone. And I felt something getting hard so I ran".

Brother is "Out"
A guy walked into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double
vodkas."
The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day." "Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay." The next day, the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks.
When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back,
"I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"
On the third day, the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double
vodkas. The bartender said, "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like
women?"
The man downed the first drink and shook his head, "Yeah, my wife!"

These two jokes were submitted to me by Laura Whaley